Soft, slightly oversized, and unapologetically funny — this midweight crewneck brings holiday chaos with a wink. The front reads “Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?” set inside a retro pixel-knit pattern of reindeer and snowflakes. Wear it to late-night cookie raids, chaotic family dinners, or while you’re decoding seasonal stress with friends. The fleece interior keeps things cozy without feeling bulky; the dropped shoulders and classic fit let you layer a flannel or wear it solo. It’s the kind of sweater that starts conversations and earns reluctant laughs, while the clean black backdrop makes the bright holiday palette pop.
Product features - Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for a casual silhouette - Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric (mostly ring-spun cotton blend) for cozy warmth - 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch and recovery - Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
